Top 10 reasons why I haven't blogged in a while:

10. I had to wash my hair.
9. My dog ate my laptop.
8. Atlanta is so cold in the wintertime, you just wouldn't believe it.
7. Anne Rice found God and it's just devastated me.
6. Alien probes.
5. I got caught up in contemplating the "why" of everything.
4. I'm secretly my own evil twin.
3. Work and school are So Hard.
2. I just couldn't be bothered.
1. All my livejournal posts are quizzes and I didn't think anyone would be interested.

So, yeah. That's why I haven't posted here in a while. That, and all my LJ posts are things I don't want floating around the general internet. And they're not witty. I have got to be witty.